The Vampire Hand Guide: Tips, Myths & Advice
~ EVA PRIM | BOOK 4 ~
The Pluses of Being a Vampire
Sleeping like the dead.
I hear humans complain about not getting a good night’s sleep all the time. Vampires never have this problem. When we fall asleep, it’s a dead sleep, and no vacuum, screaming baby, ringing phone, or barking dog is waking us up.
Now, if your only reason for becoming a vampire is sleep deprivation, I’m going to have to caution you. That truly is a stupid reason to make the change. With all the drugs on the market you should be able to knock yourself out. Or you could try what I think is a better idea—get your fat lazy ass up off the couch and do some physical work.
You never heard people complain about insomnia when I was human. Living was physically demanding. We were exhausted at bedtime. Try doing something physically arduous. You’ll sleep after that, you whining nutjob.